She had pretty much made it clear what the “meeting” was about. They had been in a relationship for four years, and now the ‘dates’ had become ‘meetings’. "I guess that’s as good as a signal gets. She’s pretty mad!”He thought to himself.
So he got there and she was waiting for him (“wait that’s not where we usually sit”)-and looks almost as pretty as the day they had first met.
He sat down next to her, and she said “You know what this is about, don’t you?” “Sort of. This is about me ruining your car, isn’t it?” “I want to break up with you, Sid” she said at the same time. “Wait what? You’re breaking up with me over the car? How petty can you be?”
Paro continued to stare at the pizza all the while he was shouting. “Are you done shouting? It’s not about the car. It’s about the infidelity. You cheated on me, and I can’t be with you anymore.”
He said, “But that was ages ago! It was like a year ago or something and if I recall correctly, you forgave me for that.Heck, when I was in that accident in your car two weeks ago, you came running back to me and told me how you couldn’t imagine your life without me. What happened to all that romantic crap, Paro? Now suddenly, out of the blue, you decide I’m not good enough for you?”
Pause. The whole restaurant was staring at him. But he did not care. He wanted some answers and he wanted them now. Deep breath.
Paro said, “Ok.Listen carefully because this is the last time I’m going to bother explaining something to you. I’ve been thinking about the whole ‘I can’t imagine my life without you’ nonsense that I said to you. Yes, I meant that at the time. But then I realized that I need to have a life beyond you, I need to stop being so dependent on you and I think if we break up maybe I can figure out who I am without you looming in the background. This is my life and I call the shots!”She said and got up to leave.
“Hey don’t you think you’re forgetting something?”He said. She turned. “Since we’re broken up, don’t you think you should pay your share of the bill?”She smiled and said, “Be grateful, darling that I’m not suing you for damages to my car!”And she left.
“I knew this was about the damn car!”Sid thought to himself..:P

